I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Mom said you looked used
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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