Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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