It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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