I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
