I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize