...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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