Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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