We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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