So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
