is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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