You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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