Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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