honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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