you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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