People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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