Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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