She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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