The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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