So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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