Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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