no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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