I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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