Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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