Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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