the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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