How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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