I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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