That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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