would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
