I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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