we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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