so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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