Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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