your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just google imaged poop.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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