i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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