i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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