she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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