I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
