its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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