Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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