Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
