is this the sara with the beer cane?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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