windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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