Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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