And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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