Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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