So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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