literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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