i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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