ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sext me about skeletons
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