So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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