honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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