I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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