I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
