You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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