i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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