quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just google imaged poop.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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