it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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